The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!