the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Grass eating

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!