The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to die at will.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Third armpit.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to write comic books

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to jump face first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!