The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to fly for a second

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!