The power to shed hair

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!