The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to die at will

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!