The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!