The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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Find Waldo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!