The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the power to shoot superman

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power... to read this

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!