The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!