- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power life like a hermit.

The power to turn wine into water

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

the power to become retarded

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

Pointless Super Powers