The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to fly for a second

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!