The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!