The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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the power of words

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Find Waldo

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!