The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to die

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!