The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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Asexual reproduction.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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Grass eating

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Acid pee

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to catch em all

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!