The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!