captain obvious

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!