The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!