the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!