the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to control urine

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!