The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!