The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go through open windows

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to see the present.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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captain obvious

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!