The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

The power to...lick you're nose

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

the power to write only the letter R

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

The power to see when people fart.

The power to fart out of your mouth

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!