The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to only make burnt toast

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to divide by 0

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to part...hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!