Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!