the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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blindness

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to write a country song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!