The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

thumb_up thumb_down +80

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

the power to do two suicide bombings

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The ability to smell colors.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to fail every time you try to do something

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

thumb_up thumb_down +165

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

thumb_up thumb_down +137

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

the power to make glass clear

thumb_up thumb_down +127

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!