The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Asexual reproduction.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Grass eating

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Acid pee

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!