The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to have no power.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to be wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!