to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to be in AA.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!