The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to make cats burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!