The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to dance really well

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to see through glass

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!