The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Taekwondo

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!