The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!