the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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Stop clapping

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to see into the present.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to f*ck yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!