The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!