The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to die

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Immunity to medication

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to not have a power

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to not be able to get powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!