the power to read captchas

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to die.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Taekwondo

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!