The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!