The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!