The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to fart every time you blink

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A healing punch

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to vote

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!