The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to see air

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to bleed

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!