The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to understand math.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!