The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!