The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!