The power to fart upon command.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Immunity to medication

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to predict the present

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!