Nihat Do?an

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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Nipple Radar.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!