The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!