The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to know when men have erections

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!