the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!