the power to not have power

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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mint berry crunch

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Third armpit.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Lactokinesis

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power... to read this

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!