The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to be really bad at math.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to die at will

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!