the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!