The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!