The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to like this power

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

the power to smell shit from miles away

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to create shit

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

The power to hear a dog whistle

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The power to sh*t bricks

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!