The power to catch em all

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

alarm that goes off when hiding

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to not Waste time

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to laugh while laughing.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

The power to sweat acid.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!