The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!