The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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A healing punch

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!