the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!