The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to die when you die

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to reseal bottles!

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!