The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!