The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!