- Pointless Super Powers

The power to circumcise yourself

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to poop and pee at the same time

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to breath at will.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

the power to create bad superpowers

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to exhale clouds.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to jump faster.

The power to poo in the toilet

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!