The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to seduce hats

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to have a power

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!