The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!