The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to suck your own dick

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!