The power to die.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Taekwondo

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to not see ads

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to control urine

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!