the ability to smell sounds

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to breath at will.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!