The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to suck your own dick

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!